Last night I woke up from a pretty weird dream. I told myself in 2011 I would take notes anytime I had a strange night time movie in my head, but yesterday was the first time. Not sure why I did last night, not sure why I’m sharing it with you but here it is…
I was walking around my books store doing what I normally do and I saw a white couple in the kids section, and for some reason we were selling clothes. They were sitting on the floor with a camera. I didn’t think anything of it but then I noticed an old school network TV camera next to the guy. ‘Strange’, I thought but I didn’t bother with it. I continue my walk around the store as it’s almost time to close. Anyone that has worked retail will tell you that 5 minutes before you close is when all the “hanger-outers” show up. People who don’t want to spend any money but just come to waste your time. So I make my rounds to let them know that it’s time to close.
This is when I notice that the doors won’t close, nor lock. FUCK! So I get the packing tape (yeah, I said tape) to lock them up. They don’t so I head to the back for something else. That’s when I notice the couple in the kids section acting weird and looking at me funny. I go over there and the woman is buck ass naked! Not a stitch of clothes on her! I look around trying to figure out what to do next and I decided to do what most men would. I dropped and started eating her pussy. The camera is there but I don’t care. All I know is that she has the best tasting pussy ever and it’s shaved the way I like it. She apparently likes it because she does that back arch that women do when you’re licking that spot just right. I add a few fingers to the party and she’s in pussy eating bliss. For some reason I stop because I still knew that I had a store to close. I told her to wait and I would be right back.
I go to the front and the store is still full so I start to get mean and say “get out, everyone get out”. They thought I wanted to close and get home. Nope, I wanted to close and get back to that pussy. I see four black skater/BMX boys in the corner and I think “what the hell are they doing in here, this is a bookstore”? Hehehehehehe! (oh shut up it’s a dream and a fucking joke). They’re reading magazines and when I tell them to get out they do that “who does he think he is mumble” as they walk out the store. I close the doors and… wake up. I post a “what the hell kinda dream was that” on FaceBook and proceed to fall back to sleep. Oh, the couple in the kids section was gone (of course) so I try to think about me eating that woman’s pussy to fall back to sleep. Not sure what this dream is supposed to mean… maybe I’ll ask Electa.
I fall back to sleep…
For me, a two dream night is rare but my mind must have been in one of them “how can I fuck with him this time”? moods. This time I’m at a playground in the middle of The Field of Dreams and I’m looking up at an 18-20 foot concrete pillar. I want to say totem pole but there was no totem. I proceed to take my stupid ass up this pole using only my legs and arms. I get to the top and sit. Just sit. People pass and don’t look up because I guess for them, seeing a black man sitting on top of a 18-20 foot concrete pole is somehow normal. I sit there until dusk until this kid walks up and ask me how I’m going to get down. Huh? How the fuck should I know dumbass!? He leaves and I wonder how I’m going to get down. This is where it gets foggy, I don’t remember if I jump or climb back down. Either way I get down and wake up.
I might have to start writing down my dreams from now on. Or not.